Mechanic Monday.

I am pleased to announce the completely unofficial fictitious sponsorships for my mechanichood that I have just made up right now. This year's sponsors, who get me thru every day, are in no particular order:

• This Blog: I promise, I'm better with a wrench. Buy a sticker.
  
• Coffee: I plan to take advantage of this sponsorship by ingesting no less than 30oz. of coffee each day, much as I have for the past 14 years, in order to wake up and face my daily tasks.
• Lamonicas NY Pizza: They are apparently unaware of this sponsorship deal, as they still charge me for pizza. Sweet, sweet pizza.
• Rock N' Roll Lubrication: My bench has recently become almost exclusively RnR. Red Chain Lube, Gold Chain Lube, Nipple Cream, Cable Magic, Red Devil grease. Even their fancy little grease gun. I got sick of using products I wasn't stoked on. I'm stoked on them.
• Park Tool: Only because you just can't escape them. But I don't care, I'm still using my Hozan Third Hand.
• 60's/70's Soul Music: Seriously. Who doesn't like it? Name one person, you can't.